Tiny Talk Tuesday

This week I have been in and out of the house, my wonderful in laws are here spending a lot of time with the kids, so I don't have much content on what they've been saying this week! But I received an e mail of kids talking about church related topics, and some are so funny, so I thought I'd share....

~"A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,

don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."



~A Sunday school teacher asked her children as

theywere on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."




~A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,

Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the

first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"


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